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Okay it has been a ridiculously long time since I blogged on here - I mean almost a full four months since I did and that is just silly! And I am not going to go through everything and say exactly what's happened over the last four months because that would be far too much of an effort however I will endevour to talk about the last four weeks in some level of detail!
So four weeks ago to the day I moved into University. The amount of stuff I brought up consumed the living room at home and I even had to leave some of it behind because it wouldn't fit in the Discovery (and the boot on the thing is big enough for a small albino family to live in - or maybe a block of students whichever floats your boat) so moved in and met Sam, Lisa and Laura - all living on the same corridor as me as well as Si, Craig and Ryan and Jenny. They're all fantastic fun and a right laugh to hang around with even if I have been greviously neglecting them over the past week or so (I'm sorry guys!) We went out to Asylum the wonderful night club at the Union and had a right laugh. Basically the entire time was filled with lots of laughter and drinking. So Saturday and Sunday were good times and an ace laugh - then of course there was Monday and most of you know what's happened there - am not going to be blogging about it since it was all up inside my head again last night - the E Block guys calmed me down though and the pizza helped too, so I am okay with it all - so yes the first week was kind of consumed with lots of nasty days which i really could not have gotten through without everyone here and at home who knew being so supportive - Lisa, Niki and Sam - the three of you helped me more than you will ever know and you'll never be able to understand how truly grateful I am to the three of you over it - so the best way to show this is to say the most feverent thank you I will ever do - you guys are amazing. But back to being positive! The Thursday I was introduced to E Block! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BLOOOOOOOOOOOOCK! Another hall block at Uni who have adopted me and I am practically living here now, for understandable reasons I will come onto!
The course is very interesting and though I do complain about the seminars and the work I am really enjoying it and think I could really do well - I am surprisingly loving the Medievil English section of my course as well - be warned I may start spouting Chaucer in it's originally written form! I'm such a literature geek lol. It is great fun though a lot of the other people on my course just can't seem to be arsed to do the work and it's really annoying i.e. my Wuthering heights seminar yesterday - three of us of 16 had done the work and everyone got to idea poach off us in the group which is just not fair! They should really do what they did in my law course and send out people who haven't done the work because it's not fair on those that have!
There's been lots of drinking and going out and shopping and some very interesting conversations - horse and midget porn for two things that you really just don't want to know about, a streaking (publicised by the one and only big dave) many grappling matches between me and depending on the day big dave, si, pete, sam or a combination of the pre mentioned. They are all fantastic people though!
There was the pirates party as well that was superb so take a gander at the wonderful pics below - I'll post more as I get them off the other guys.
Me and Hayley who is on my English course and in a lot of my seminars.
Me and the legend that is Big Dave - he's a whole lot of man lol - Block teddy bear and alcoholic!
Me and Mein Füehrer Big Si - Block Leader of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BLOOOOOOOOCK
Me and Block Daddy Kev - who got very upset when this guy said my outfit was the best he'd seen all evening in front of Kev - though he is looking spiffy he just couldn't compete with the corset!
Big Dave and Hayley with Si's arm
My current desktop - from left to right Shiv - Block Politican aka Cool Big sister who sits on the sofa smoking, me, Hannah Dancing Queen and Pete Block Gremlin. Definetly one of my favourite pics from the night. The camera man for the nightclub took a picture of Pete taking me hostage as well which I have ordered because it is an ace pic!
From right to left this time - Don Block Geezer, Anup Block Storyteller, moi and my Paul Onsite off liscence.
And this photo leads me nicely onto my favourite part of uni so far - been going out with Paul for just over a week now and when he's not being an arse and taking the piss out of me he is actually really sweet and lovely - the same can be said of all of the lads though if I'm honest. They're the kind of guys that would kick the ass of any guy that dared to hurt any of us so you can imagine that they are already plotting revenge against a certain nameless party. In fact at the Automatic last night - 25 guys all were staring at best and at worst asking how much....I was not amused - Paul found it hilarious when I told him - but Tom Dylan (Mr Supply and Demand) scowled at the guys that were staring - it's so funny watching emos pretend they haven't been staring in the most unsubtle fashion! Will admit though my top did invite the staring but ssssh not the point I should damn well be able to go out in whatever I want without being leered at!
There's also a running joke in E Block over a statistic involving chlamydia which in response to the number of couples has prompted door signs being put up when people know that partners are in bedrooms together - one such sign I have exhibited below - the funny thing is when this sign was put up I wasn't even in the room - I was asleep in mine - so maybe I need to be asking Paul who he had in his room...lol
"We love Hull, but it's got it's problems. 1 in 4 sexually active young people under the age of 25 have chlamydia. This is the case for two lucky people in room 9. No posh wanks to be seen there. Althought condoms should be used efficiently. Don't be one of those STD infected morons like the Northern Birds. Try lemon and lime flavour. It's tasty!"
Not only does the original note have the most appauling grammar and spelling ever but it is also going to result in Big Si's ultimate demise! He's such a dead man! lol - especially over the Northern Birds comment!
And so to finsih this unbelievably long post - pictures of me and Paul lol
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~ Misty Rowanside
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favourite candy)
~ Phyllis Crunchie
3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name)
~ Cwoo
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite animal, favourite color)
~ Tiger Pink
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
~ Sarah Macclesfield
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
~ Wooranmis
7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
~ Haras Nosmar
8. PORN STAR NAME: (middle name, street you grew up on)
~ Sarah Rowanside (Much better one is Misty Ransom)
9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile you drive)
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May. 22nd, 2006 @ 03:58 pm
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Well okay decided need to fill in the gaps - uni come september will be going to Hull. Guy am currently head over heels for is not head over heels for me - in fact sees me as just a friend apparently though am still spending a ridiculous amount of time with him - not doing the crush any good but he's a good mate - which makes the whole thing more depressing.
Still employed full time - at the moment the system is down at work so have basically nothing to do and am getting paid for doing bugger all.
Took up jitsu on Matt's request - am really enjoying it though at the moment have inflamed nerve endings in my neck that are playing havoc with my arm and my mum doesn't think it's a good idea - but am carrying on anyway.
Play - Black Comedy - went superbly - could have done with another week to make it absolutely top notch but I was greatly admired by the end of it so I am very happy about that. Depsite everyone believing that the voice I used was my real voice.
May. 22nd, 2006 @ 03:47 pm
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I am never ever drinking ever again - and this time I mean it - still hung over from Saturday drinking session with the jitsu lot at Matt's...my god I could kill them for the pain I am suffering lol.
Was an interesting evening though - this is what I can remember drinking and I'm sure there is more due to the length of list Matt put together for me by the end of the evening when I was not in a very good state of health. 1 litre of orange bacardi breezer, absinthe, ouzo(x2), some form of aniseed liquer (x2), weird concotion by matt, weird shot concotion by matt, weird shot concotion by dez (x2), aftershock, neat vodka (x2), some other form of alcohol stuff passed my way by matt - then I kinda forget what I was drinking. So it does seem acceptable I am ever so slightly still hung over. Also had what I think was some dodgy chicken (and Dez agrees) from the chinese that Helen and I went in search of at 10.30pm when we were both hammered - Matt sent Rich out to be our bodyguard but we sent rich back saying we didn't need a bodyguard...after all we were only walking to the chippy and back - but the chippy was closed so we went to the chinese we'd passed - took an hour and a half to get round to getting food - basically since I arrived and Dez and i decide prior to the excursion to the chip shop that we should just get egg fried rice for him and noodles for me - then Helen mentioned the chippy and that changed everyone's minds - so we brought three lots of chips, a veggie curry (for dez) and lemon chicken (that I think was dodgy) and ate but carried on drinking - the chinese excursion was also the only part of Eurovision any of us saw that evening and the most that came out of it was Helen and I going around saying "GREEEEEEACE DOUZE POIW" for well until Helen fell asleep on the sofa and I got peer pressured into the Ouzo and the Absinthe - men cuh! lol though to be fair - Matt did say I didn't have to drink it if I didn't want to - it was Dez, Rich and Phil that were the problem lol. Dez also decided it would be a good idea for me to fight Rich - which I did and rich now has many bite marks on his arms and I have many bruises all over me from fighting him lol - was actually very entertaining especially when he was mystified by how flexible I was lol.
Also had a very interesting conversation about porn and vibrators that really shouldn't be all that surprising although would probably shock and humilate the less adventerous amongst you. Also was decided that we were going to wrap a piece of steak in my top and throw it into a barrel of petrol to try and disprove Rich's theory on the best thing to dive into to put out flames - Dez volunteered my top after I asked what the steak would be wrapped in. Rich then discovered I was ticklish and had me shrieking and screaming and Dez was complaining that it was too shrill - not my fault Rich decided to keep jabbing me in the ribs.
Also had a rather interesting discussion about massages being jitsu peoples (well as far as I know, Andy wasn't but he joined in the convos anyway - mainly brought them down several levels to discussion of cybering and the last time everyone had sex and also talk about pregnancy and giving birth) and the massage conversation ended with Dez lying down on the sofa with his top off and me straddling his back giving him a back massage for around an hour, seriosuly the boy has a problem with his back muscles, never felt anything so tense and knotted in all my life - then phil tried to make me drink more - Helen was still asleep and everyone else was in the kitchen so there were several comments made when they came back through - however by this point breathing had become a problem for me - not Dez being topless I'd like to point out - but believe it was the dodgy chicken. Rich also decided it would be a good idea to sit on my back when I was lying down looking at Matt's dvd collection - was a lot of violence being condonned towards Rich by Matt and i was the one inflicting it - was alot of fun til I was very ill at 3.30am - Only Dez, Matt, Rich and I remained - Matt was sobre - the git - so he went to organise a taxi for me whilst Rich gave me lots of huggles and Dez basically fell asleep lol. Matt seemed fairly worried about me getting home though - he actually admitted he was worried lol - gotta love the lad. Phil also nicknamed me wobble - so was all in all a good night - though I now will have to put up with Rich taking the piss tonight at jitsu
So now drinking ever again until the end of jitsu tonight, then again on wednesday and then again on thursday and friday (which is going to be a probable repeat of Saturday) then maybe even saturday as it's regional but I think I'm going to see Wuthering Heights and then of course Sunday being my party I can hardly escape the drinking...yeh am so gonna need like a week to get over my hang over - bank holiday monday will not be enough!
And considering this is my first post in a while it's pretty single subjected!
May. 22nd, 2006 @ 02:32 pm
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Well it's been a while but I thought since I was at work and I've practically done my shift in like half an hour and am just waiting for my breakfast to appear (how I love the coercing the chefs)
Well got part in Black Comedy, auditioning for The Talent Mr Ripley on Wednesday and also in And When Love Speaks - ah what a fun filled play packed summer lies before me lol. All the rehearsals will overlap and I'll probably die of exhaustion - but I'll die happy! Though am not too bothered over Ripley because well a) I'm already in two plays and b) even though I would die happy I don't really want to die just yet lol. Both Matts are auditioning for it so I will meander down anyway lol however does mean only night I am not doing anything is once again Friday night lol so I feel I'll be in bed before 10 again like yesterday - was actually asleep before ten but I still feel tired - one night is not enough to remove the backlog of deprivation I feel - however I am no longer going shopping tomorrow so I don't think I will be getting up till ooooooo 3pm tomorrow at the earliest.
Right better go dp some work now so I'll be toddling!
Mar. 18th, 2006 @ 07:43 am
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MY GOD what a weekend and what a confusing weekend it got to be for everyone! From people walking up and asking where I was and me standing right in front of them to getting confused about who I was talking about Bob or Bobert (well you can see why that was confusing!)
Had a bizare conversation with Sean Schimmel (renamed Schmichael for the day but not only was he renamed he danced a waltz with me! Which Lizzi (bless her heart) recorded - he was also judging the Kamehameha comp and they (meaning him and my wonderful friends) coerced me into taking part in the contest - I came third w00t me! I was well impressed lol - the guy who was running it made a huge joke out of the fact that I entered in my regency costume - yes the lovely ball gown that has graced the shomasters board was in the kamehameha contest and lizzi recorded it....was all good fun though and I got free yugi cards out of it!
I'm also sick as a dog! The mask i was wearin for Voldemort really did not help my breathing issues so yesterday I was feeling so ill by five o'clock and had taken to walking around without the mask on - which meant Katie wasn't frightened to detah by Voldemort but Stan, Bobert and Matthew did not escape - well actually Robert Llwellyn didn't either - was quite freaked out in the red dwarf talk when he saw me in the audience - he stopped mid sentence and said "Sorry it's just I'm not used to seeing a person in so much latex" Whole audience errupted into laughter.
We also now have the Bob fan club! BOB YOU RULE! and Bob is not the same person as Bobert - which is why it was so confuing! Showmasters showed that they really are pathetic lying gits.
Matthew - well actually wasn'tMatthew it was everyone turning round in their seats and going CAZ! that made me shrink in my seat to try and hide except I couldn't get low enough in my chair to hide lol and all five of the lovely Potter panel looked over and were looking at me awwww Matthew he's ace! He also gives amazing hugs lol and is such a superhero just like his eyeore.
And I cannot believe how rude people were being about Bobert! There is absolutely no excuse for what people have been saying about him! None - even if the comments were meant in jest - they were not funny! He has a right to a) dress however he wants (and I loved what he was wearing on both days) and if he wants to have wild hair - he damn well can! and on the count on a slight amount of bo - hello working all day in a con hall which was not exactly cold and being set upon by HUNDREDS OF MAD FAN GIRLS - would you not be sweating just a tiny amount? Aparently I spent ages with Bobert - I didn't think I did but aparently the convo we were having was pretty long lol.
God there is so much that happened! Like the attack of the playboy bunny ears! We got Bobert, Bob, Matthew, Katie an Andy Serkis to wear the bunny ears! And Katie was the only one who wanted to take them off! And on Matthew's insturction and to his absolute horror and disbelief - I went and asked Andy Serkis to do the Thriller dance XD had veryone from Andy Serkis to Shabs laughing along behind the desk! Matthew even stood up when we got to the front of Andy's queue to see eactly what we were saying - and to get a decent view of the dance - spawned a whole 13 going on 30 movie discussion lol - had a great time talking with him and generally just messing around - and the same with Bob! Awwww Bob! We gave him three teddies because well a) he put up with talking to us and our insane jokes and teasing all morning then we told him he should come to the hp talk and he did! Gatecrashed the Robert and Cho talk lol - had the Bob fan club cheering him on! (Bob is Tolgar Safer - named Bob because his character didn't have a name in the HP movies so we gave him the choice of bob or tim - bob being the obvious choice! Bob Aide) and he even mentioned he was now bob in the talk when they were asked if they were like their characters - Tolgar said since he was karkaroff's aide - so we shouted out Bob and he laughed and said that his name was Bob! Was so funny! lol! and Matthew and Stan also gatecrashed the talk lol - we were so distracting with their entrances - everytime someone came in we cheered - granted we cheered damn ass loudly for Bob! Yay Bob!
When the talk first started Bobert and Katie (both amazing dudes - Katie being such an amazing love! Really she was so nice and polite and sweet! Such a lovely lovely girl! We had a great time talking to her and took her a wizard Eyeore because she was so nice and have some great pics with her! We kept her entertained for a while too - when we weren't entertaining the others lol. Afshan was also there on the Sunday i.e. today she came into the talk and Bob made the whole audience say Happy Birthday to her! She was really nice - we talked to her for a bit as well lol. And Bobert awww Bobert! hanging on this is a really long brackets) neither of them had any idea about what was supposed to be happeneing lol - so Bobert wasn't being especially coherent and got a bit confused about somethings that he was being asked so was very surprised when I asked a question - being the only non-hp question - "What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?"- Bobert was the only person who answered it! Especially after I made the Bob fan club laugh by clarrifying that dreams were what you had when you sleep XD. Strange thing is - I have had some dreams that are surprisingly similar to Bobert's weird ones - granted being pregnant with triplets is far more disturbing if you're a boy - but the eating for four was the same lol XD and the barnicle dream that he had where you picked off barnicles like scabs and they pulle dout bones and you pushed them back in - well not ad that dream but one that is frighteningly similar lol - he reminded me alot of someone and I think it's my cousin Peter with his mannerisms and he was pretty much as random as I am lol - and that was very suprising could be why spent so long talking to him and his auto for me was Amazing I mean Amazing - cool than Sean's two to me - (one to cazed - the americain pronounciation being different to the english of a Z lol) and the other one to Lord V because of everyone telling him I was Big Lord V - he was an ace dude - but Boberts to me practically takes up the WHOLE photo! I mean if I had got the huge poster of bobert and asked him to sign it - I think I'd still be there now as he would have carried on filling it! He was soooooooo lovely! I mean really lovely - though he should keep his tongue to himself unless asked lol - though him with the bunny ears was ace!
I finally got to meet Kirean and Daddy Serkis! MY GOD I LOVE THEM! KIREAN WAS ACE! I had a great convo with him! And got an ace picture too! Major love for Kirean! And Daddy Serkis! HE DID THE THRILER DANCE! He was just ace and I talked to him and he was just wonderful and wore the bunny ears! And had a picture with me! He is such a dude! Oh and got Bobert a teddy too and Staniel! Stan was ace too! he thought we were so funny but wasn't a fan of the bunny ears - lol - the inidivual of the crowd! lol We got Staniel an ickle pooh bear dragon! he was so made up about it! He was playing with it after we gave it to him! he was a sweetheart lol! And gave Bobert a Dopey in Pjamas lol - h thought it was hilarious lol. But I don't think anyone could be as made up over thier present as Matthew was over Superhero Eyeore! Superhero Eyeore had to be in every photo after that and his parents got a pic of him in the bunny ears too! lol! Sean was saying how he'd been sat on the bus next to Robert as well lol - hough thinking about it Bob was oooooooo sooooooo happy bout his teddies and wand though! Especially after he'd said that no one ever got him presents and we gave him four! All at the same time! He was beaming loads! He couldn't get over it! So this weekend was deinetly a good one - the messing around as the death eaters - running around as historical babes and people adoring the hair and dress and the cutest little girl stopped dead in her tracks and starred at my dress so I started talking to her and she stroked the dress and was so sweet and later when I was walking around she walked passed and shouted "MUMMY I SPOKE TO THAT PRETTY LADY" AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW so so so so so so so cute! In fact the kids that were there the day before all wanted pics with Voldemort! When we were messing about I noticed this one mum telling her son to just go and stand next to me so I asked him if he wanted a photo and he nodded so I knelt down beside him and posed for the photo for him and he looked so happy and ran back to his mum smiling loads! I mean half the fun of cosplay is the random photos that can be taken - my god there were some ace ones taken in the restaurant - and I can totally appreciate people wanting to get photos and I love posing for them - I have no problems with it no matter how many people ask for the pics! And people always seem so scared to ask! What I do mind though is a) people standing on my robes! Half of Saturday all you could here was me shouting GET OFF THE ROBES! when we went through big crowds the gang started carrying them behind me lol that was really funny lol b) People telling me to be quieter - at a con the hall is bloody big enough to accomadate my tones so I'll bloody speak at any volume I want to! c)private jokes and things that people have been allowed into are not repeated to people who obviously will not understand them - that was one of the only mars on the day! I shall post some pcitures later maybe lol - also Bobert was leaning his head on my shoulder in the last pic I had with him lol - which was kind cute lol
More Pictures to follow
 Voldemort in a very sunny restaurant!
 Pretty dress and look my phone again!
 Matthew! XD
 we deaded cedric
 Mattbunny with Super Love Eyeore!
 The Kamehameha contest - I came third! Go me!
 The one where matt kept the peace XD
 Me and Bob!
 my phone snuck in again!
Have some others am gonna get permission off owner to post later! XD Then mine when I have the film developed and I hope they aren't dark!
Feb. 14th, 2006 @ 06:29 pm
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Number of cups of tea drunk - 2
Number of yellow forms filled - countless millions
Number of papercuts - 57
Mini Eggs Consumed - Not enough
V good day - got part as Carol (the idiot Debutante) in Black Comedy - yay me! Had grace when was informed of winning role since other people were there who didn't get the part - so nod sufficed as being pleased about part and everybody was fine with the way roles were accepted - however am acting with Gerry again - seems we end up audition for same roles - though he will play the role of my father amazingly well.
In other news my back hurts, started writing VSD of Cho, three entries in and it's already war of the sherbet lemons (well she had to do something between the yule ball and Cedric's funeral)
Allergy to yellow paper seems to be getting worse - must see doctor about it - or wear hazmat suit when in work...
Also currently last day at work - seems sad - am actually going to miss it despite the lack of Quidditch...however does mean I'll finally be able to see what the sun looks like, yay me!
Am currently receiving countless requests for decrees on ff.net - Luna and Remus being the two that are most popular - well at least I'll have something to do next week rather than revision.
Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 12:30 pm
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To fit in with my brand new sparkley and low rent theme I have decided journal entries and comments shall no longer be made in Caz speak but in diary speak
Cups of Tea Drunk - 2
- V Bad day still filing, thought when started work would not have to specify allergy to yellow paper - after all jumping out of skin at first sign of it is always big giveaway. Head feels like had dobby jumping on it last night - must remember to lock cage of confiscated annoying pointless characters - well it was either that or pathetic mad world cover on CSI last night...
Note to self - must find manicure kit if am going to have right nails for Saturday.
Feb. 8th, 2006 @ 01:08 pm
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Ralph we're replacing you with a cheaper, younger and more female model...
Jan. 21st, 2006 @ 02:03 pm
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Well considering it's the answer to life the universe and everything it's really not helping me get very far...it hasn't managed to answer how to get 45 guests into a hotel that only holds 31 or how to relieve headaches using a cimputer screen, cleansing thoughts and a lobby full of angry people or how I can manage to sneak out of work to watch Narnia whilst still being paid to work...think may take my mother on monday though.
So life the universe and everything can't possibly be 42 - could be the amount I'll have left in my bank account in pence at the end of february but not life the universe and everything.
Graduation starts next week and I shall be working in the ceremonies - get to sit on the stage with all the important speakers and look pretty AND carry an actual real life astoundingly cool mace! An actual mace a real one that if it wasn't brand new could have been used in medevil wars or something lol - and I'm not obsessed with the medevil period lol.
owww just have sprained my ankle - reception is a dangerous place to work and too far away from the kitchen where the lovely Tony is T_T - it's not my fault he's cute and flirty, but he's a southerner...though could be worse he could be foreign as well...got to watch out for those Scots!
Ah well nothing much else to say really other than never try to read the Beauty Queen of Lennane in an Irish accent for the first time especially when you have dyslexia at a reading before you go to a play audition!
Dec. 8th, 2005 @ 07:24 pm
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Lots more interesting things came out of this outing with dear Chris -
I nearly died...again...this time was a bit more literal though.
Chris gave me a heart attack...in fact I shall do the play by play
again much more entertaining!
Okay so after getting Lizzi very lost in my home town by giving her
directions to mine off a completely different road to the one she was
on and making moony wait for us for half an hour at the train
station. We got back to mine and half an hour later we were dressed
and leaving lol. We got the train in and arrived just after 9pm at
Tiger Tiger, then due to being starving had a drink then ate some
very carbohydratey foods which we so didn't finish because there was
sooooo much and got hit on by two freaky freaky old men -shudders- so
we promptly disappeared upstairs to the sanctity of the party lol.
Met Becky (girl who was organising the event and is very cool lol)
spoke to her for a bit, was interupted by Chris coming over and
talking to and not to us but I didn't mind lol, I could see the bar
and had just been told cocktails we £2.50 each! lol! So we go over to
the bar and start to do the ole drinking thing one shot of still
flamming sambuca, two gin & tonics and three cocktails later and I am
midway through my alan rickman gof snape sleeves impression when
Chris appears behind me out of nowhere, says hello right down my ear
and I jump a mile, so far and high I was almost over the bar of
course yelling out "Bloody hell" whilst leaping the channel.
Spoke to him generally for a while and had a good laugh - aparently I
am completely to blame for the state of the comments section on his
board...yes because I've posted all 103 comments myself...and also
apparently stalking him...we were in my city - not far from where I
work and who is it that is thinking of coming back to Manchester for
g-mex after I distinctly said not to...lol...he also reckons he's
used to me lol and apparently I scare Jamie...I never thought anyone
in Slytherin could be so sensible! More sensible than Chris at any
rate lol though the worst thing being they've not seen me at my
scariest...only my littest sister has and about to people have heard
me being scare to my little sister when they've been on the phone to
me but that's way off topic.
So Lizzi and I were dancing to the excellent band when we got hit on
by more pervy old men -shudders shudders shudders- then to make
matters worse some prat started smoking weed - I'm allergic to it -
so jeannette and lizzi have a panic attack because I've gone whiter
than Cedric in GOF and probably about as stiff as a corpse. So
jeannette runs off to find me a chair lizzi drags me over to sit
down, by this point breathing is not so hot and chris starts his
wonderful little raffle and auction...my heckling got lost with the
lack of breath.
However did win on the raffle! Yay me - Bottle of Champagne and
Chocolates w00t! so that was worth nearly dying for. Then when Chris
has auctioned off one of Ron's wands from the film and a page of the
PS script, we trundled over and said goodbye being made to promise to
go to the panto to see him play king rat and that we'd go for drinks
after. I somehow managed to get two hugs off him too lol. Oh and I
told him to tell Jamie he doesn't know fear yet lol
And so ends another evening of my insanity!
Dec. 2nd, 2005 @ 12:24 am
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Well my wonderful temping time at Manchester Uni is coming to an end and I would just like to point out how much I loathe job searching and jobs in general! Every jobe wants experience - how can you get experience if you can't get a flaming job to get the experience?? Does anyone else see the really big flaw in this experience plan thing?
Ah I'll just go join the fire brigade for a year stupid jobs!
Nov. 28th, 2005 @ 12:26 pm
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Went down to Swindon to see Jamie Yeates and Chris Rankin - you don't know who they are then go look on imdb for them XP They were turning on the christmas lights in Swindon.
It was a great laugh, we were stood just to the right of the stage
where they were turning the lights on and got a side view of them
though jamie kept glancing down the right side of the stage (and so
not for the reason moony said)
Lizzi and I had fortunately got lost in Swindon before hand - it's a
really nice place actually lol we have a nice circular tour around
the place lol so we found, completely by accident the place where
Jamie and Chris would be signing after they switched the lights on,
so we got back there really quickly afterward and were like the
second in the queue which was ace lol. Jamie and Chris appeared not
too much later and did some posed photos (this is when Lizzi noticed
that Jamie was wearing the same top as her...which I found hilarious
and had to laugh over the banister about so as not to draw attention
to it lol) Then we went inside to get our autos done, Lizzi was in
front of me, so I could see Chris and Jamie but they couldn't see
me...hehehehehehehehehehehehe...so Chris starts talking to Lizzi, ask
her how she is so she asks him back (poor ickle Chris was a bit
surprised she actually spoke back to him lol) then Lizzi stepped
aside and started talking to Jamie, this is when Chris looked up and
saw me; don't think I've a) ever made a more understated entrance b)
had a more memerable greeting or c)Laughed more about something
afterwards - Chris' reaction - OOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Isn't it
wonderful feeling loved? Moony and Lizzi were of course wetting
themselves and at Chris' reaction both Jamie and their agent look up
at me, Jamie echos this wonderful reaction and their agent joins in
the laughter. Well at least I know I hadn't been forgotten. I got
them to sign the photos I got with the at memerobilia and we spent a
good 20 minutes chatting to them both, during which Jamie asked if we
were coming to Florida, I said we were originally out there anyway
for Moony's hen party but we weren't sure if that was still going
ahead and Chris threatened to have me, just me not lizzi and
jeannette, removed by security if I turned up in Florida for stalking
him, was ever so tempted to tell him that I wouldn't be stalking him
but held my tongue lol. Then I was talking to their agent (he is such
a dude!) with jeannette and lizzi talking in my ear with jamie whilst
trying not to drop everything I was carrying and Chris started going -
Caz, caz, caz, caz, caz, caz , caz, caz; I turned round and snapped -
WHAT! I can't multi task just leave me alone! Ah all fun and games.
The nicest part to remember from all that though is the fact that the
both looked like the were so bored and about ready to become lemmings
before they knew that at least I was there (chris having not met
Lizzi and jeannette before, despite 'remembering' lizzi's name) they
actually looked like they were having a good time and a bit of a
laugh when we left and their agent (such a dude!) didn't hurry us
past them, he was quite happy to let us stand there and talk to them
about anything lol, don't think the topic of Harry Potter came up
once and even when we left we hadn't been asked to it just seemed to
be unfair to spend hours talking to them when people were still
queing outside to meet them (most probably for the first time) and
well we'll at least be seeing Chris when he's up in Manchester on
Tuesday for a charity gig, I hope he brings Jamie! lol
Nov. 24th, 2005 @ 05:51 pm
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Dudes! IF you're in Manchester (said the proper way of ourse lol) on tuesday 29th November then you should come down to Tiger Tiger and help raise some money for Henshaws society for the blind! £5 on the door, doors open at 9pm , Chris Rakin aka Percy Weasley is drawing a raffle for the event! Hope you guys can come down!
Nov. 15th, 2005 @ 02:58 pm
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Well well welll since I haven't updated in well years, I thought I should at least try and put something up.
Life bites. But hey feeling better about it now kinda. Am in a play which has its third performance tonight and for which I need to have cash for the indian meal on saturday night, could be interesting given my bank balance...but then I am owed money from work and people and the government and I'm sure if god dealt in currency he'd owe me something...well okay I'd owe him rent probably.
Am taking a break for a year from uni, not having had the best time in the world this year...at all, but at the same time have been in tears about not going back and generally not a happy killer white rabbit. I am also not going to collectormania which is like kicking myself in the teeth and breaking myself in half whilst trying to ride a unicycle juggling flaming juggling pins...so quite extremme really.
Until next thursday I am being employed in the business of registering returning students...this involves sitting on my arse for hours on end until a really big queue rush...missing diagnosis murder and the dukes of hazzard (two essential parts of being a student, especially when you realise your entire life revolves around tv programming and find the kettle being switched on at exactlly 2.30 so you can be sat in front of the tv with tea as the opening credits role for DM, Murder she wrote, Quincy, etc, and I am not the only one who does that...guy sitting next to me does it as well)
Also you notice many interesting things about peoples behaviour i.e. if there is a choice of people waiting to register you, the girls go to the closest person, they don't give a damn...but the guys they make a bee line for the nearest girl who is even remotely attractive and this is not generalisation, this has happened with every single person that has come to register today.
And as I am me and thought I'd be really busy, I didn't bring any form of writing with me so have only my journal to update and omln a guy totally in love with himself just walked in, this could be interesting!
Sep. 22nd, 2005 @ 01:30 pm
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[b][u]Quidditch Cheers[/b][/u]
Cheer 1
Go go Diggory
I said go go Diggory
Go go Hufflepuff
I said go go Hufflepuff
Go go Diggory
I said go go Diggory
Cheer 2
You are our seeker, our only seeker
We’re only happy when you’re playing!
Though Slytherin are all cheating
Cedric is still win someway
Cheer 3
You’re a Raven,
An Ugly Raven
You’re only happy
When book learning
You’ll never know how
To beat us Badgers
So please just take off and just fly away
Cheer 4
Diggory’s simply the best
He’s better than all the rest
He’s better than anyone, even that Harry boy
You’ve stolen our hearts
We’ll cheer for you anywhere
Oh Cedric you
Are the one that we love
You’re simply the best!
Cheer 5
Down at the bottom of the Greenhouse
Among the little mandrakes
There lives a lot of little badgers
Called the House of Hufflepuff!
Our wonder boy is Cedric
Diggory is the best!
And when he’s playing Quidditch
He beats all the rest!
Cheer 6
Round and round the Quidditch pitch
Like a Slytherin
One goal, one snitch, there beaten once again!
[b][u]Darwin Awards[/u][/b]
Professor Umbridge –
If there is any doubt as to why Professor Umbridge deserves to be removed from the gene pool I hereby list the crimes which I would have her tried and convicted of before unceremoniously kicking her out of the gene pool…
1. She created the Educational decrees
2. She was generally just a mean person
3. She took over Headship of Hogwarts from Dumbledore
4. She forced the twins hand in creating havoc around Hogwarts
5. She granted Slytherins power in Hogwarts over other students
6. She kidnapped Heddwig read Harry’s private mail
7. She tried to grab Sirius’ head in the floo network
8. She doesn’t believe that Voldemort has returned
9. She sides with the Slytherins
10. She works for Fudge
Draco Malfoy –
If there is any doubt as to why Draco Malfoy deserves to be removed from the gene pool I hereby list the crimes which I would have him tried and convicted of before unceremoniously kicking him out of the gene pool…
1. He’s too young to be dying his hair
2. He has no redeeming qualities
3. He is a coward
4. He made Ron curse himself
5. He keeps creating mean songs about Ron
6. He keeps teaching his mean songs about Ron to Slytherin members
7. He’s a spoilt little Daddy’s boy
8. He isn’t a real ferret
9. He isn’t in Gryffindor, Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff
10. He doesn’t like Dumbledore
Harry Potter –
If there is any doubt as to why Harry Potter deserves to be removed from the gene pool I hereby list the crimes which I would have him tried and convicted of before unceremoniously kicking him out of the gene pool…
1. He caused Cedric’s death
2. He complains too much
3. He mistreats his friends, especially Ron
4. He doesn’t realise how lucky he is
5. He belongs in Slytherin
6. He caused Sirius’ death
7. He caused Cedric’s death
8. More people will die to protect him
9. He didn’t completely finish the Dark Lord when he had the chance
10. He allowed the Dark Lord’s most faithful servant to return to him
11. His blood resurrected the Dark Lord
12. He hasn’t shared his gold with the Weasleys
13. He isn’t realising his full potential
14. He hasn’t killed Cho
15. He hasn’t killed Umbridge
16. He hasn’t killed Fudge
17. He had moments of doubt in Dumbledore
18. He believes the whole world revolves around him
19. He nearly had Ron eaten by Spiders
20. He isn’t very supportive of Hagrid, especially during Buckbeak’s trial.
[b][u]Hufflepuff Songs[/u][/b]
Phantom of the Badger (Phantom of the Opera/Andrew Lloyd Webber)
At night he drinks with me
In cassock robes
That silver spectre with
Tiny ear lobes
And do I leave Hogwarts?
Right off the cuff?
The phantom of the badger he is here,
For Hufflepuff
Drink once again with me
Cedric our champ
You’ll beat down Gryffindor
Even if it’s damp
And though you’ll leave us soon
Your life been snuffed
The phantom of the badger I am here
For Hufflepuff
Those picked of Hufflepuff
Are often leered
In Quidditch matches though
It's you they fear
My/Your broom and my/your bravery
In one combined
The phantom of the badger he is there
For Hufflepuff
Is that the phantom of the badgers?
Beware the phantom of the badgers
Even the Slytherins, everyone knew
That you should win the day
All thanks to you
And in this labyrinth
Where Harry’s blind
The Phantom of the badger he is here/there
For Hufflepuff
Drink, my Champion of Hufflepuff!
He's there,
the Phantom of the badgers…
Build me Up Hufflepuff (Build me up Buttercup/The Foundations)
Why do you build me up (build me up) Hufflepuff, baby
Just to put me down (put me down) and make me a clown
And then worst of all (worst of all) Slytherin jokes
and all the harassament (harassament) but I love you still
I need you (I need you) you’re my house and my haven
You knew you were right from the start
So build me up (build me up) Hufflepuff, don't break my heart
"We'll win the cup men", you told me time and again
But we lose, you disappoint and then (bah dah dah)
I run to the door, I can't take any more
It's not true, we can’t have lost again
(Hey, hey, hey!) Baby, baby, try to find
(Hey, hey, hey!) a little hope and I’ll cope
(Hey, hey, hey!) I'll be true
Coz Hufflepuff it’s all about you
Ooo-oo-ooo, ooo-oo-ooo
Why do you build me up (build me up) Hufflepuff, baby
Just to put me down (put me down) and make me a clown
And then worst of all (worst of all) Slytherin jokes
and all the harassament (harassament) but I love you still
I need you (I need you) you’re my house and my haven
You knew you were right from the start
So build me up (build me up) Hufflepuff, don't break my heart
We were so close but we got piped at the post yet again
It’s such a cry shame (bah dah dah)
Although we can’t win, no I’ll never given, hold the towel
Coz we aren’t finished yet
(Hey, hey, hey!) Baby, baby, try to find
(Hey, hey, hey!) a little hope and I’ll cope
(Hey, hey, hey!) I'll be true
Coz Hufflepuff it’s all about you
Ooo-oo-ooo, ooo-oo-ooo
Why do you build me up (build me up) Hufflepuff, baby
Just to put me down (put me down) and make me a clown
And then worst of all (worst of all) Slytherin jokes
and all the harassament (harassament) but I love you still
I need you (I need you) you’re my house and my haven
You knew you were right from the start
So build me up (build me up) Hufflepuff, don't break my heart
I need you (I need you) you’re my house and my haven
You knew you were right from the start
So build me up (build me up) Hufflepuff, don't break my heart
{fade}
Reach (Reach/S Club)
When your team loses yet again
Keep your spirits up and we’ll one day beat them
When it seems that all you is wrong
Keep your chin up and we’ll some how get by.
We've got to all stick together
Good friends there for each other
Never ever forget that
I’ve got you and you've got me so
So reach for the snitch
Dodge every beater’s bludger
Reach for the snitch
Hufflepuff only get stronger
Reach for the snitch
and when that gold's glittering over you
that's when our dreams will all come true
There's a cup with our name upon
Though it’s dusty our pride still lives on
Long ago we were the most loyal
And still be cling to that, our reassurance
Don’t cry, blue skies are coming
your hopes our on our shoulders
never ever forget that
I’ve got you and you've got me so
So reach for the snitch
Dodge every beater’s bludger
Reach for the snitch
Hufflepuff only get stronger
Reach for the snitch
and when that gold's glittering over you
that's when our dreams will all come true
Don't believe in all that Slytherin say
Hufflepuff’s great and we shall our day
Oh they won’t hold us back
There ain’t no one we can’t beat
There's a whole world at our feet
I said reach
Dodge every bludger
Reach
Reach for the Snitch
Reach
follow that gold ball
and our dreams will all come true
So reach for the snitch
Dodge every beater’s bludger
Reach for the snitch
Hufflepuff only get stronger
Reach for the snitch
and when that gold's glittering over you
that's when our dreams will all come true
So reach for the snitch
Dodge every beater’s bludger
Reach for the snitch
Hufflepuff only get stronger
Reach for the snitch
and when that gold's glittering over you
that's when our dreams will all come true
So reach for the snitch
Dodge every beater’s bludger
Reach for the snitch
Hufflepuff only get stronger
Reach for the snitch
and when that gold's glittering over you
that's when our dreams will all come true
So reach for the snitch
Dodge every beater’s bludger
Reach for the snitch
Hufflepuff only get stronger
Reach for the snitch
and when that gold's glittering over you
that's when our dreams will all come true
Can’t Fight the Badger (Can’t fight the Moonlight/LeAnn Rimes)
Under the yellow sky
Gonna win the cup
And restore all of our house pride
If you think that we will fail
Well just wait until
'Til we raise that cup
Underneath the starlight, starlight
The cup will be glinting so bright
We’ll have our pride back tonight
You can try to reject
Try to hide and neglect
Don't you know, don't you know
That you, can't fight the badger
Deep underground, when all our hopes are down
Don't you know, don't you know that you
Can't fight the badger...No
You can't fight it...
We’re gonna get back our pride
There's no escaping it
Once the crowd does cheer
It weaves a spell on all that hear
No matter what you think
It won't be too long
'Til we raise the cup
Underneath the starlight, starlight
The cup will be glinting so bright
We’ll have back our pride tonight
You can try to reject
Try to hide and neglect
Don't you know, don't you know
That you, can't fight the badger
Deep underground, when all our hopes are down
Don't you know, don't you know that you
Can't fight the badger...No
You can't fight it...No matter what you do
We’re gonna get it back
Don't try, that we’re gonna win, oh
Underneath the starlight, starlight
The cup will be glinting so bright
We’ll have our pride back tonight
You can try to reject
Try to hide and neglect
Don't you know, don't you know
That you, can't fight the badger
Deep underground, when all our hopes are down
Don't you know, don't you know that you
Can't fight the badger...No
You can't fight it...
You can try to reject
Try to hide and neglect
Don't you know, don't you know
That you, can't fight the badger
Deep underground, when all our hopes are down
Don't you know, don't you know that you
Can't fight the badger...No
You can't fight it...
We’re gonna get back our pride…
Badgers (Westside/Athlete)
All those Slytherin people they all cackle as they're flying down the corridor
Can't see their faces but I’ve noticed they seem to have white masks the pitch is set, is the glamour, who's got my Wand?
Now you know that I can see you and you know that it is easy
to see me something has been on my mind, something has struck me kind of odd, look out for quicksand, we’ve got the high ground
who wants the badgers?
we sing
whenever you look you can see that everybody wants to be part of the badgers
whenever you look you can see that everybody wants to be part of the badgers
Now the time has come and Ravenclaw think they can stay strong
and are we all part of the latest craze or has Gryffindor mended Slytherin ways
I can hear the crowds are calling, telling me we haven't won yet.
As the whistle blows, we're centre stage, time for Hufflepuff to stand out
In a crowd you can raise the tone of the school as you make this house your own
the pitch is set, is the glamour I'm in the badgers
chorus!
whenever you look you can see that everybody wants to be part of the badgers
whenever you look you can see that everybody wants to be part of the badgers
whenever you look you can see that everybody wants to be part of the badgers
whenever you look you can see that everybody wants to be part of the badgers
house of Hufflepuff
surely it will last forever?
house of Hufflepuff
don't you know it's now or never?
house of Hufflepuff
surely it will last forever?
house of Hufflepuff
chorus!
whenever you look you can see that everybody wants to be part of the badgers
whenever you look you can see that everybody wants to be part of the badgers
whenever you look you can see that everybody wants to be part of the badgers
whenever you look you can see that everybody wants to be part of the badgers
when when when when whenever, badgers [repeat]
[b][u]Character Horoscopes[/u][/b]
All Horoscopes are based on the events of Prisoner Azkabahn
Neville Longbottom Horoscope
Money: Money will be short this month for reasons you are not sure that you cannot quite remember, there is a possibility you spent it in Hogsmeade but you really won’t remember. The rememberall won’t be much help either, since you can’t quite recall where you last saw it, but think you lost it.
Love: Even if your love life did have any major twists to it, you wouldn’t really remember anyway so this uneventful year won’t seem any different than normal.
Friends: Events concerning your friends this year will seem very familiar to you for some reason that you can’t quote recall, but think you may have lived through before…but really won’t remember if you have.
Career: Your brief consideration of Care of Magical Creatures as a profession will be short lived, but for reasons you’ve forgotten, you will soon be back on the lines towards being a Herbologist…you think.
Severus Snape Horoscope
Money: Your bank balance will suffer depreciation due to a huge expenditure on a frivolous magazine order that backfires horribly.
Love: Valentine’s Day will be as uneventful and despised as ever.
Friends: Old enemies return and seemingly try to dispose of slightly newer enemy which will cause you to take some make some very difficult decisions and make a very disastrous mistake.
Career: As it seems you are being rewarded for your well made decision, you will unfortunately be denied these spoils by the current bane of your existence and seek to try and further yourself in new and often uncharted branches of magic including Voodoo.
Fred and George Weasley Horoscope
Money: After a few minor set backs and business expenditures you will find yourselves as poor as ever and wishing there would be an easier way to become successful, though don’t give up, eventually your efforts will be handsomely rewarded.
Love: Your love lives will be rather quiet due to the extra time spent planning practical jokes and business ventures.
Friends: Your social network will be strengthened after several well-deserved victories that will lead to a great many celebrations.
Career: Your careers will seem slow this year and with approaching deadlines and lots of expected tests, your time will be short and after some rather impressive victories and one defeat you will find yourselves very short of time to explore your career options.
Remus Lupin Horoscope
Money: After being pick-pocketed by hooded figures you will find yourself once again with a steady income.
Love: As Venus crosses the moon’s path you will meet one who will touch your heart and become very attached to.
Friends: Reunitement is the theme this year with the reappearance of many old faces and a very sudden parting of ways due to an entanglement with the law and ministry.
Career: Your career will blossom this year with many cute young ginger wizards involved as well as the opportunity to prove yourself occurring more than once. You will prove a great aid to one so undeserving of your talents.
Sirius Black Horoscope
Money: Your bank balance will see very sudden and drastic depreciation at Christmas this year with guilt causing you to spend more than most make in a lifetime on a frivolous gift.
Love: Any chance that you may have had for romance this year is curtailed by the interference of constant travelling and disguise.
Friends: Revenge against one you were once close to is now possible along with being reunited with old friends, enemies and making some seemingly very nice new acquaintances though you may live to regret these later.
Career: Your career will not advance very far as the constant travelling and need for disguise will drastically limit your employment opportunities.
[b][u]Educational Decrees[/u][/b]
Decree 1
All Students caught eating Sherbet Lemons will receive 10 house points per Lemon.
Eating Sherbet Lemons is defined as the ingesting through the mouth of the yellow muggle sweets around Hogwarts.
Permission to eat Sherbet Lemons can only be obtained from Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster.
No Student can eat Sherbet Lemons without permission from the Headmaster.
Any Student found to have eaten Sherbet Lemons without approval of the Headmaster will receive 3 cockroach clusters, two blood lollipops and serve detention with Professor Lockhart until the end of the week.
The above is in accordance with Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four.
Signed: Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster
Decree 2
All Students caught without ‘We love Slytherin’ badges will be attacked by the Basilisk and petrified for three months.
‘We love Slytherin’ badges can be obtained from the possessed ginger haired Gryffindor girl carrying the black diary.
Permission to not wear ‘We love Slytherin’ badges can be obtained from the possessed ginger haired Gryffindor girl carrying the black diary.
No Student may be without said badges without permission of the possessed ginger haired Gryffindor girl carrying the black diary.
Any Student caught without said badges without permission will be placed in the infirmary by the basilisk for 3 months.
The above is in accordance with Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four.
Signed: Tom Riddle, Evil Dark Lord the possessor of the ginger haired Gryffindor girl carrying the black diary.
Decree 3
All Students not wearing pink on Valentine’s Day are to immediately change and receive two weeks of detention.
Pink is defined as a shade of red that is mixed with any degree of white and is neither one nor the other.
Permission to not wear pink can be obtained from Professor Lockhart.
No Student cannot wear pink on Valentine’s Day without permission of Professor Lockhart.
Any Student found to be not wearing pink on Valentine’s Day without permission of Professor Lockhart will serve detention with Professor Snape.
The above is in accordance with Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four.
Signed: Professor Lockhart, Winner of Witch Weekly’s most charming smile and Defence against the Dark Arts Teacher.
Decree 4
All Students found to be cheering on the Slytherin Quidditch team will be cursed for three months.
Cheering on the Slytherin Quidditch team is defined as showing any form of support for the players clad in silver and green.
Permission to cheer on the Slytherin Quidditch team can be obtained from Angelina Johnson.
Students are not allowed to cheer on the Slytherin Quidditch team without permission.
Any Student found to have been cheering on the Slytherin Quidditch team without permission will be sent to the Slytherin Common room.
The above is in accordance with Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four.
Signed: Angelina Johnson, Gryffindor Quidditch Team Captain.
Decree 5
All Students found to be worshipping Potter will be subject to ridicule.
Worshipping Potter is defined as showing any sort of tolerance for the jerk in any situation.
Permission to worship Potter maybe sought from Draco Malfoy.
No Student may worship Potter without Draco Malfoy’s permission.
Any Student found to have been worshipping Potter without permission will be subjected to the ‘Future Death Eaters of Hogwarts’ meeting being held on their grave.
The above is in accordance with Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four.
Signed: Draco Malfoy, Slytherin
Decree 6
All Students caught not remembering something will be forced to admit this forgetfulness to Grandmother Longbottom
Not remembering something is defined as forgetting something, including a word for more than five seconds.
Permission to not remember things can be obtained from Neville Longbottom.
No Student may not not remember something without the permission of Neville Longbottom.
Any Student found to not not remembering something without permission from Neville Longbottom will be a guest at the Longbottom household for the duration of the summer.
The above is in accordance with Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four.
Signed: Neville Longbottom, Forgetful Gryffindor.
Decree 7
All Students found to being mean to Snape will be heartily congratulated.
Being mean to Snape is defined as anything that can be deemed as an insulting remark.
Permission to be mean to Snape can be obtain from Sirius Black
No Student can be mean to Snape without the permission of Sirius Black.
Any Student found to have been mean to Snape without the permission of Sirius Black will be sent several gift baskets of Honeyduke’s chocolate.
The above is in accordance with Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four.
Signed: Sirius Black, Escaped Convicted and Convicted Murderer
[u][b]Speculated Futures[/b][/u]
Oliver Wood - After joining the Puddlemere United reserve team, Wood will be called up to play for the first team and during his first and dream match he will sustain several injuries that cause him to be taken out of the game after just three minutes. He will spend weeks in agony having to grow back his bones, most notably those bones that make up his ribcage. When he finally recovers he will discover that his place on the reserve team has been filled by a younger and more agile version of himself. His confidence shaken Wood will retire from professional Quidditch at the age of 20, never having had the chance to fulfil his dream of playing Quidditch for England. He will become addicted to Butterbeer and spend his remaining years propping up the bar of every wizarding pub across the country, though this would only be for three years as in a drunk state he will have a most unfortunate argument with a Troll, Hag and Vampire, ending his life. Poor Wood!
Angelina Johnson - After graduating from Hogwarts, Angelina will be drafted to play for the Holyhead Harpies first team and in her first professional match will be facing off against her old Hogwarts team Captain, Oliver Wood. She will witness him sustain a multitude of injuries and being taken off the pitch after just three minutes. The Harpies will then proceed to win the game, with Angelina having niggling doubts about whether the outcome would have been different if Oliver had played for longer. Her career in Quidditch will continue to blossom with her even being given a spot on the England squad and leading them to eight consecutive victories in the Quidditch World Cup. She will marry Fred Weasley and have six children, whom will all grow up to be as Quidditch crazy as she is, but notably not as crazy as Wood was. After almost after almost forty years playing Quidditch professionally, Angelina will retire as the oldest professional Quidditch player on record with the most matches played, most consecutive victories won and the highest goal scoring record in Quidditch history. She will live to see her sixteen grandchildren and 42 great grandchildren all attend Hogwarts and die at the rip old age of 123 years old, with people still commenting on how amazing she was at Quidditch.
Alicia Spinnet - Alicia will be the only member of the Gryffindor Quidditch team not to go and play professionally after she leaves Hogwarts, instead she replaces Madam Hooch as the new flying teacher at Hogwarts, as Madam Hooch is killed in the finally battle against Voldemort. She will be beloved by Hufflepuffs, Ravenclaws and Gryffindors and constantly harass and upset the Slytherin children she teaches. She will marry Justin Finch-Fletchley and have three boys and two girls. She and Justin will both join Ginny in her crusade to stop the rampaging Katie, Alicia being killed by a rogue curse that no one is ever quite sure who it was fired by.
Katie Bell – Katie will be signed to play Quidditch for the Whimpbourne Wasps reserve team upon leaving Hogwarts, but after three years of playing she will become disillusioned with the sport and instead move into the employment of Fred and George Weasley as head of their Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes chain in Wales. As a manageress she will flourish and be sent around the world to various different countries including France, Belgium, Romania and Russia to open and manage the very successful stores that will absorb and replace the Zonko’s Joke shops worldwide. However she will become addicted to gambling on Quidditch matches and lose all the money she has earnt, finally going into bankruptcy and being forced to steal from Fred and George to survive. She is caught and fired for this and becomes the next Dark Lord in a quest for vengeance against the world for allowing her to lose everything. Ginny Weasley defeats her at the height of her power.
Hannah Abbot - Three years after leaving Hogwarts to study the Yeti, Hannah will discover a new form of wand core; yeti claws, which are shed every three months and have more magical properties than unicorn hair and dragon’s blood combined; and becomes the richest witch in the world. With this wealth she will open her own chain of Herbology shops in which she will stock Professor Sprouts and Neville Longbottom’s hand made remedies and produce. After a successful ten years in the Herbology business Hannah will join forces with Ginny Weasley to help her battle Katie Bell and be one of the only survivors from the encounter, with three fingers, living to retell the tale of Katie’s defeat until she is 65 when she is invited to be the new Headmistress of Hogwarts where she will serve as head until 135 and pass away in her sleep. She will marry lee Jordan and have twin boys and four girls.
[b][u]BOGGARTS![/u][/b]
Oliver Wood – Cornelius Fudge announcing that Quidditch was too dangerous to be played and therefore banned within the Magical World because Wood doesn’t seem to care as much about anything else as he does about Quidditch.
Minerva McGonagall – The entire student body murdered with Voldemort standing over the bodies because though she may appear strict she does care a very great deal about all the pupils of Hogwarts and their well being.
Severus Snape – Cupid announcing that Valentines Day was to be everyday of the year and that wearing pink was obligatory because in Book 2 (CoS) Snape despised the Valentines Day celebrations Lockhart organised
Albus Dumbledore - The Muggle Sherbet Lemon industry being destroyed by Voldemort because Dumbledore seems to have more than a fetish for them in Book 1 (PS)
Fred Weasley - Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes going out of business due to lack of interest in their comical magical items because Fred (and George) delight in nothing more than spreading havoc and opening Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes was their dream.
Victor Krum - Since Hermionie is the most important person to him according to the GoF I would imagine his Boggart to take on the form of her running off with Ron rather than him.
Fleur Delacor - According to the GoF, Fleur’s sister is the most important person to her and so I feel the Boggart for Fleur would take on the form of her sister falling into an inescapable hole and Fleur being powerless to stop her falling.
[b][u]Hufflepuff House Moto[/u][/b]
You are the chosen badgers, you are supposed to bring balance and harmony to Hogwarts; not destroy it!
Aug. 21st, 2005 @ 06:09 pm
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